Friday, March 13, 2009

The Stolen Sex Meme

Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

All of the above.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

i sleep all over the bed these days since i'm usually the only occupant.

Do you masturbate?


How often? Lately?

Four or five times a week i think, and lately, in the last couple of days.

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No, never have.

Do you prefer showers or baths?

Baths. Love baths.

Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?


Do you watch/read pornography?

Occasionally. Prefer erotica. Read one of my favorites here.

Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?


Would you choose love or money?


Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

Bondage, spanking, flogging.

Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

Yes, former husband gave me STDs during the marriage, and i consider that assault. (Thankfully they were curable.)

Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

Outside under the stars.

Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

It's probably not that weird--a car.

Have you ever been caught having sex?


Have you ever been to a strip club?


Ever been to a bar just to get sex?


Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?


Ever been picked up in a bar?


Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?


What's your sexuality?

Submissive heterosexual.

Had sex in a movie theater?


Had sex in a bathroom?

Yes. In addition to the bath and shower, also the countertop.

Have you ever had sex at work?


Have you ever been in an "adult" store?


Bought something from an adult store?


Do you own any sex toys?


If yes, how many and what are they?

Various vibrators and attachments, dildo, vibrating nipple clamps, handcuffs, wrist and ankle cuffs with restraints, floggers.

Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

Hopefully all has been destroyed.

Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?


Have you ever had phone sex?

Yes. Prefer real sex.

Have you ever had cyber sex?


Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

It's definitely sex, if not intercourse, else why call it oral sex?

What's your favorite sexual position?

Man-on-top missionary.

What's your favorite sex act?

Same as above.

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